July 2011
Back then...
Jacob Black was Shark boy
Edward Cullen was Cedric Diggory
Justin Bieber was Aaron Carter
Sonny With A Chance was The Amanda Show
Josh Peck was fat
Hannah Montana was Lizzie McGuire
We solved Blue’s Clues with Steve, not Joe
Vampires were being slayed by Buffy
Tinkerbell didn’t talk
Alex Russo was Sabrina Spellman
Bratz was Barbie
Reblog if you agree.
All I think about is... Money and Sex... Fucking...
June 2011
“Sarcasm is the refuge of a shallow mind”
– Dinozo, Ncis
I LOVE BEYONCE'S ALBUM "4" FUCK EVERYONE WHO...
treysongzjunkiie:
I've got ST. ALBANS in the bag!!
I’m on fire.. He’s mine… and life honestly couldn’t be better right now although if I had money and all that would be great too. But I can honestly say the summer of 2011 is going well, my best friend shawn and I are better than ever my friend tyrone and I are in a competition to win or lose 20 bucks and family relatives are doing well. Now maybe I should start hanging out...
Sad Wal Mart Story: A sister and her brother were inside a new Wal-Mart. The sister was eight years of age and the brother seventeen years of age.. The brother was trying to buy a present for his little sister because her birthday was coming up. As they were about to leave, she had to go to the bathroom. Her brother showed her where the rest rooms were and he began looking at earrings he thought...
That awkward moment when you say something really...
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
That awkward moment when you say something really...
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
Damn trey why were u even tryna give kelly a...
Even tho the both of u would look good together I mean wow u two are just two gorgeous black pple and ur performance was really good :)
Things I love about Jared Leto
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His smile
His eyes
His dancing skills
His body
How commited he is to his job
The fact that he’s the biggest whore in the whole world
The way he acts on stage
His sense of humor
The fact he’s extremely childish
The way he treats kids
His jawline
His cuteness
His ability to climb things like a boss
The way he treats his fans
...
“I didn’t miss him, I missed his touch.
I didn’t love him, I loved...”
– “Pimp Money”
That awkward moment
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when someone uses the phrase, “let’s get down to business” and now all you want to do is defeat the huns.
Skinny is beautiful: iwillbeskinnay: Send me a... →
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Send me a number if you’re curious! Please be curious!
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WHAT THE FUCK has the world come to
I actually regret my caramel frap with extra caramel extra whip cream… And I had to be the best I ever had.
I'm wearing a scarf in the summer in my house
All because I have bite marks on my neck from my retarded lion. My neck hurts so damn much.. And on top of that he stole me braclets :( so that I would come get em back. Grr to him.
Dirtbag: simonefiasco: SIX TYPES OF LOVE EROS is... →
simonefiasco:
SIX TYPES OF LOVE
EROS is romantic, passionate, love. In this type of relationship, love is life’s most important thing. A search for physical beauty or an ideal type also typifies this type of love.
LUDUS is a game-playing or uncommitted love. Lying is part of…
brushbutdontcomb-deactivated201 asked: so hey sam! i made my tumblr.... again :) you should follow me.... BTW this is jazzabam.. if that wasnt already discovered. :D i love you!
Going to cancun I think made me gain all the...
But its also motivates me to start back up and actually finish.
Tyler the creator is so right
“Calmer then a haitian” there is no damn haitian that is calm. My flight to cancun is leaving in about an hour and here’s my dad yelling at everyone for any little thing he possibly can. And now we might have missed the flight and now he’s bugging out saying we made him late wen he woke everyone up late although he was up b4 all of us. And he just made us miss our terminal...
