I can’t believe that i ever felt bad that i liked someone else.
Tonight you made me realize
I’m the one who needs to change. I’ve turned into someone i never thought i could become. I thought everyone was just being extra and over sensitive. I realize now the issue is my behavior.
Black people are professionals at using reverse...
Black person: I wish someone WOULD mess with my financial aid
Translation: They should leave my financial aid alone. I really would love to stay in college
Black person: Try me ho. TRY ME!
Translation: Don't provoke me.
Black person: Say that shit one more time.
Translation: For your own safety, please don't say that to me.
Black person: Come at me trick!
Translation: I know that I'm very good at what I do, so you shouldn't really criticize/fight me unless you want to get shut down.
Black person: Mess around and see what happens. Please. Just test me and SEE what happens.
Translation: If you keep doing what you are doing, there will be repercussions.
naijanaturally asked: 4 16 22
Anonymous asked: 35
1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person for which you've had the most intense romantic feelings.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
If America wanted me to eat the recommended...
mariavontraphouse: They would only sell that amount in a package Don’t give me 20 cookies and tell me to only eat 2
Its moments like this
When i realize why i told myself i will never call you again.
Touched down in Atl a few hrs ago
Saw the fam and all… Let the fun begin
When people let you down...
Then promise to make it up to you when it’s good for them. I’m like really do you think i didn’t learn? No.
I'm playing with fire
twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
I've never wanted someone to call me so bad.
But i know asking for it wont make it real. One can only hope that one day the night will come and it will just be routine.
Isn’t it funny how the only time your race or gender is questioned is when you...– Wanda Sykes (via mymangotree)
Mentally running in circles
I constantly think,i don’t want to talk to you anymore, or that we should just chill. I often think to myself. We shouldn’t be this different. We don’t really mesh, and yet when i don’t have these feelings I’m glad when i look at where we are. Because i like you when i don’t not like you…. But i guess that’s everyone else too.